It’s Thanksgiving Eve and I’m sure
the elected officials and appointed officials in the Capital Region all have
something – family, friends and other loved ones – for which to be thankful.
I’m sure too there are those
things they are nearly as thankful for, and for which they mutter a quick
prayer to the God of their choosing as they walk to the car after a day’s work
or perhaps as they lie in bed waiting for sleep to end the day.
Happy Thanksgiving everyone.
-Mayor Lou Rosamilia: I am
thankful I only have 13 months and three days left in this gig.
-Deputy Mayor Pete Ryan: I am
thankful I only have 13 months and three days left in this gig … now if only
the governor’s office would call me back so I can land over in Albany
somewhere. If Mirch can get a job over there I can, damn it.
-Planning Commissioner Bill Dunne:
Thank God we have 13 months and three days left. Think of the fun we can have.
Come on guys, we have to get Mayor Lou re-elected.
-Fire Chief Tom Garrett: I am thankful
the city is in such dire financial straits because nobody has mentioned King
Street (outside of FBI, DEC and EPA agents Johnson, Johnson and Johnson … no
relation) in at least a month.
-Police Chief John Tedesco: I am
thankful the weather is getting cold and crime is back down to normal.
-Take Back Troy (collectively): We
are thankful that someone just spit on the sidewalk so we can post about it on
Facebook and then fight about who we’re supposed to call.
-Kevin McCashion: I am thankful I
live in Troy and will never have a shortage of things to Tweet about because
there is always something going on that is #troycrazy.
-Carmella Mantello: I am thankful
the Board of Elections screwed up the 2013 election because now I can say I may
have won and still be a viable candidate for mayor. I am also thankful the
Republicans have all but thumbed their nose at me so now I can run a primary
against whoever they put up and not feel at all bad about it.
-Rensselaer County Democratic
Party Chairman Tom Wade: I am thankful for … well I’m not thankful yet but I
will be thankful when Mayor Lou opts not to run again.
-Council President Rodney
Wiltshire: I am thankful I’m not mayor and can blame the financial mess on
Mayor Lou. At the same time, I can plead ignorance of the whole thing and get
away with it, and I can hold hearings to get to the bottom of who knew what
when about the King Street demolition. It’s good not to be king … yet.
-Lynn Kopka: I am thankful I’m not
Council president any longer because these guys are harder to corral than feral
cats.
-Rev. Willie Bacotte: I’m thankful
I no longer live in Troy … those folks caught onto my scams pretty quick.
Former Police Benevolent Association President Bob Fitzgerald: I'm thankful I'm no longer president for the same reason Bacotte is ... except it took them a little longer.
-County Executive Kathy Jimino: I am
thankful for Mayor Lou because he makes me look good. Or, if not good, then
everyone just ignores me and that’s even better.
- Assemblyman Steve McLaughlin: I
am thankful for Gov. Andrew Cuomo … since I live upstate all I have to do is
mention his name and I get votes.
-Rensselaer County District
Attorney-Elect Joel Abelove: I am thankful for the same thing McLaughlin is.
-City Court Judge-Elect Jill Kehn:
I am thankful for Rich Crist and his ability to get me the minor party lines.
Without them, the fact I practiced law without a license for six years probably
would have kept me off the bench.
-Councilman Gary Galuski: I am
thankful this is my last term on the Council. It’s a pain in the butt and the
paycheck got me in all sorts of trouble with the state Department of Labor – it
seems like they frown on collecting unemployment while earning money.
-Chairman of the Legislature Martin
Reid: I’m glad to be a Republican but because I am one I am on the front page
of the Times Union for the same thing Galuski got jammed up for and all he got
was a passing mention.
-The Record editors: We are happy nobody reads our newspaper any longer because at least now nobody will know how bad it really is.
-The Record editors: We are happy nobody reads our newspaper any longer because at least now nobody will know how bad it really is.
-Councilman Jim Gordon: I am
thankful for Mayor Lou because now a Republican has a shot at becoming mayor.
Now if only Carmella would go away the nomination will be mine by default.
-Councilwoman Erin Teta-Sullivan: I'm thankful nobody knows who I am.
-Former Mayor Harry Tutunjian: I’m
thankful I’m not in Mayor Lou’s seat right now because there really isn’t
anything anyone could do about the financial mess.
-The UFA and the PBA (collectively): We are
thankful nobody in government has a spine or they would take the next logical
step and lay some of us off.
-Jim Franco: I am thankful that people still read my stuff.
-The Friends of 112th
Street (Collectively): For all the above mentioned characters for giving us
limitless material for jokes.
This list will be added on
throughout the Thanksgiving Day and please feel free to add your own.
Happy Thanksgiving!